Answer: Wrap it in more smoked pork.
Duh.
CK's not a big fan of fruit on his pork (weirdo), so I had to sneak it in - cuz fruit and pork are BFFs and I can't deprive them of each others' company. It would just be cruel and wrong.
I seared the chops, paying special attention to make sure the bacon got a brown on as well. Then I used some surprisingly refreshing and delicious (dry, not sweet) Washington State Apple wine and a tiny glug of fig vinegar with pulp to deglaze the pan and start a sauce. Though lots of other shit went in there, the only ingredient I can remember is butter. The sauce got drizzled over the chops and garlic mashed potatoes. The bacon-ey gift wrap also served as a distraction, so the hubs didn't identify the suspiciously delicious apple flavor. The pork sat on a mattress of green cabbage, cooked for about 40 minutes in the wine, a diced apple, and a Walla Walla sweet onion.
Ohhhhhh, that looks SO good. Love pork and cabbage and apples together. It's a German orgy. Also, I have an enzyme from one of my chemical companies that can fuse bacon to pork or burger or whatever so you don't have to use toothpicks. Maybe you've inspired me to give that a shot.
ReplyDeleteAwesome. I am chopless, jealous, and hungry.
ReplyDeleteHeh, pork glue. I love it.
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